I've a better

"It's a place where pilgrims can touch the experience - they can touch the Bible."

Now, no offense to people going to the Holy Land -- I would love to go someday myself. But if it's just a matter of touching the Bible, we can do Pat Robertson and the Israelis one better:

(ht: Veritas Nunquam Perit)

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