What would we do without neurologists?

You know, there comes a time when we need simply need to stop making comparisons. The fact that certain parts of my brain blink during completely unrelated activities does not mean those two things are the same thing -- it means that brain chemistry is complicated, and that there is more to human intellectual and emotional activity than electrical charges.

But does that stop people from saying things like "love is a mental illness"? No, of course not. Why? Well, probably because they're idiots. But then again, you can't trust me, I have a mental illness.

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